Introduction:
India, a land of diversity, is not just known for its rich culture, lively festivals, and delicious foods. From chai loving uncle to selfie addiction aunty, In today's blog I'm gonna take you to a light-hearted tour to various types of people you may come across in this democratic country.
1. The Chai Guru:
Ah, the classic Indian who can't start their day without a steaming cup of chai. They have strong opinions about the perfect blend of tea leaves, milk, and spices. Spot them at every street corner, passionately discussing the merits of masala chai versus adrak chai. They even know the history, geography, biologicalgraphy, etc. They are so passionate about chai that, according to them, there is more chai in their body than blood. These people will forcibly tell you the benefits of chai, even if you're a water lover. There is one and only motto: "Drink chai, save water.". . These are the people who later on became MBA Chaiwallah.
2. The Jugaad Expert:
Need a solution to a seemingly impossible problem? Look no further than the jugaad expert. They can do any impossible task with ease. Lemme tell you some:- They can count sand grains on a beach, Can find the brightest light in the world, Harvest a wheat field with a sickle made of leather, Can count stars, They can write their name on water, Make the river to flow backwards, Can read with their eyes closed, Sing two songs at once, Make a decision without an option, Stop the sun from rising and many more...Their resourcefulness knows no bounds.
3. The Bargaining Ninja:
Any Indian market will provide you with this skilled negotiator's. Equipped with intelligence, charisma, and an impressive poker face, Before beginning a negotiation, you need to ask yourself two questions: What do you want, and why do you want it? In the case of our mothers, none of these questions matter; they said they wanted it, which means they wanted it. Even salespeople avoid having a heated discussion with them. They persistently bargain in order to secure the best offer. It's like watching a high-stakes game of chess when you see them in action. But when I go shopping, the situation is completely different, because when a shopkeeper offers a price of 1000 rupees, he stares at me like I've asked his daughter for a date. I don't know why, but I always get so stressed that instead of 1000 rupees, I end up offering 1500 rupees. Seriously, I don't even know how to bargain. Yes, my bargaining skills are so poor that I'm always an easy target.
4. The Foodie Adventurer:
This food adventurer is constantly seeking out the newest and best dishes, whether they are found at Michelin-starred restaurants or on streetside chaat stands.
Picture this:- Aarav a enthusiastic individual who decides a cooking adventure across India's colorful marketplaces and streets, History of spices offers a unique dining experience where each bite narrates a tale. The trip takes the reader through the busy lanes of old Delhi, where they may indulge in street dishes treats like chaat and samosas. After that, they travel to south to Kerala, where seafood specialties and dishes with a hint of coconut awaits. They visit Hyderabad, Amritsar and Kolkata along the way, where they sample delectable desserts, creamy kulfis and fragment biryanis. Along the way, they will meet different people, laugh, and make priceless memories in addition to the cuisine.
5. The Serial Selfie-taker:
In the age of social media, this individual is never far from their smartphone, ready to capture every moment for their Instagram feed. Whether it's a picturesque sunset or a plate of mouth-watering biryani, they believe no experience is complete without a selfie.
Picture this:- This story is from another dimension because I don't have a sister but I have a Cousin. So, Once upon a time she decides to cook something and I was like first, I should with a fire extinguisher because who knows what'll happen. After, waiting for decades finally, the food was ready and i don't know why but that food was looking gorgeous. When I was almost ready to dig in, she grab my hand and said, "this food is looking good don't ruin it", lemme take some pictures first, after that she starts taking pictures from like 250 different angles. After, her picture session over. It was my time to shine when took a piece of roti, it was so hard that I gonna need a chainsaw to cut it. Boombastic side eyes, I was like' "All this drama for this food".
6. The Traffic Jedi:
India's chaotic roadways demand a unique set of skills, which the traffic Jedi are well-versed in. With steely nerves and an inborn ability to smell danger, they effortlessly weaves through rows of honking cars, transforming rush hour into an exhilarating journey.
If we're talking about Indian traffic then, how can we forget about that rickshaw wala, On a particular day I was riding my bike smoothly and a rickshaw wala was also going smoothly he was also goong parallel to me. suddenly, he saw a passenger on the opposite side. He turned his vehicle at 90 degree perpendicularly straight and I was almost got appointment to meet with the god of death. But, luckily I hitted the emergency brake so hard that my life was stuck in my throat and if i wasn't being a traffic Jedi I would have already said goodbye to this world.
7. The Serial Socializer:
This person has a lot of charisma and can converse with anyone, anywhere and anytime. Whether they are waiting in line at the grocery store or riding the bus, they never fail to make people grin with their charm. I really don't have anything to say to them because I'm a introvert.
8. The Auntyji Network:
There is no gossip that the Auntyji network won't listen in on. Who needs CCTV camera when these aunties are here who are like those watchers in marvel who watches everything around them. Equipped with an high quality CCTV camera fitted in place of their eyes. Their curiosity and a voracious taste for delectable bites, they maintain a watchful eye over their community, prepared to provide counsel, cautions, and unwanted viewpoints at any time.
9. The Tech Guru:
This tech-savvy person always stays up to date on the newest devices and applications, always carrying a laptop in one hand and a smartphone in the other. In the digital age, they are the go-to resource for troubleshooting tech issues and maintaining connectivity.
10. A Blogger
Hello- "It's For You, is an enthusiastic blogger who puts their all making a interesting and engaging blogs. Which covers a broad range of subjects, from thoughts, real life experiences and imagination on various topics to exciting travel experiences". That's it!
12. A Chhota Blogger - (About Me)
A small and sad blogger, Who writes blogs day and night, yet people don't like or comment on his blog posts, Which makes him cry in night, leaving his bed wet, Unable to sleep at night, forcing him to sleep during the day, due to which poverty still exist in India, due to which demonetization happened, due to which there's pollution in India, due to which India got hit by Corona, due to which night is dark, due to which there's traffic in India, due to which India's population is so high, due to which a 40,000-year-old zombie virus was found in the world, due to which Anabelle doll exist in the world, due to which a huge meteorite coming towards earth, due to which this world is going to end, So hit that follow button.
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