Relatives are those species who never support you. if you are doing well in your life, they have problem and "Jealousy Factor". On the hand, If you are not doing well in your life, they demotivate and demoralize you for this. You can say that "fokat ka gyan" Lena ho to ristedaron se miliye. 

That is why, I am calling relatives  as a species because they are going to extinct someday. 

In today's world. Relatives are nor relatives, they are so-called monke morons. They can't see your emergences and success. They feel better when you are trouble or a difficult situation. This is the "modern mentality" of people nowadays. Relatives can't see you in a better place as compared to their children.


Relatives are those people who just need an excuse to come to your house. You are about to take your sweet nap in the afternoon when your doorbell rings, and you open the gate, and boom! There are some relatives of yours;


Relative:"Oh Asu, I was just passing by, so I thought I'd drop in for a visit."


Asu: "I live in the jungle. What were you doing in the jungle? Did you come to set fire to my house the way you did to my future by persuading my family to make me an engineer?"


Indian relatives, you never know what manipulation skills do they to change your parents' mentality.


Imagine this: You're determined to pursue your passion as a career. Your relative intervene:


Father: "My kid was saying he wants to be a tennis player, so I was thinking of enrolling him in a tennis academy."


Relative: "Enroll him in a tennis academy! Seriously Bhaisab, Has the kid hit you with a tennis racket on your head?"


Father: "No!"


Relative: "There's nothing in pursuing tennis as a passion. Our neighbor Vikas Ji's daughter was saying she wants to become an actor; She tried and failed, If nothings works out, she became a tree in a stage drama."


Vikas Ji's Daughter: "I am magical tree! Hehehe"


Drama's Organizers: "Hey, can we remove this tree's role? it's bothering my eyes, Beside, this drama is about the rivalry between the rabbit and the turtle."


There is always that one relative in our family who has a habit of giving profound advice, as If they posses all the knowledge of the universe. Their favorite pastime is giving advice to people.


Now, Picture This-


When you passed 10th grade, they will tell you which subjects to choose.


When you finished college, they will tell you which job to take.


When you get a job, they will tell you how to get promoted.


When you get married, they will tell how many children to have.


When a child is born, they will suggest the name.


When it's time for your child to choose a career, they will advise.


When your child wants to follow his passion, they will guide them on the right path.


When a bomb is found in your house, they will Instruct which wire to cut.


When someone in your family is sick, they will suggest the treatment.


When someone in your family dies, they were the ones who suggested the treatment. Grab Them!



When making career choices, these people will interfere perfectly.


Imagine This:- Asu was a teenage boy who wanted to become a story writer on blogger;


Asu: Dad, I want to become a story writer on blogger.


Your Dad: Just Stood There Silently.


Relative: Oh son! Life itself is a complete story. Let's make you a doctor.


Asu: No dad, I don't want to become a doctor, I'll waste half of my youth in studying, When will I get married?


Relative: No Bhaisab! You make him a doctor, there's a lot of scope. Iski Maa Ka Bhola chehra, Kadmo Mein Duniya!


Father: Wow! Iski Maa Ka Bhola Chehra, Kadmo Mein Duniya!


Asu: No Dad!


Relative: Bhaisab Yes!


Narrator: Yes! You heard it right, Iski Maa Bhola Chehra, Kadmo Mein Duniya!


the person writing these lines for this blog should listen to Dhinchak Pooja's rap 100 times.



You know relatives keep a closer eye on other people's children than their own. If you ever do something wrong, they will find out, Because their network of aunties keeps an eye on every corner, even in the gutter.


You did something wrong, but the police has no evidence so they keep you under surveillance; 


At the police station*


Accused #1: I've told you before, I didn't sell my grandma on OLX. 


Accused #2: Officer, You're misunderstanding, I didn't explode a firecracker in chhotu's Chhoti underwear.


Accused #3: Hey Babli! I've only kidnapped a child once, I'll be careful next time. Let it go for the sake of our friendship.


Police officer #1: No, Don't call me babli! This is police station, isn't your uncle's bungalow. Even though I said we'd split the bribed money 50-50 but you wanted all the money, so suffer!


Police officer #2: Asu, You're under arrest.


Asu: But you had no evidence against me.


Police Officer #2: Yes, There was no evidence, but now there is. Meet your uncle, HE climbed that electric pole. we have photos of you committing the crime. It's a different story that while getting down from the pole, His balls got stuck in a wire, but don't worry. he's safe now, Munna tailor will fix them by tomorrow morning. And you're under arrest. 


Whenever relatives come to your house, your parents will you to talk to them. You don't know what to talk talk about and it creates a very awkward situation. 


Like Imagine some relative come to your home and you have to talk to them what will it be;


Relative: Hello Asu Beta!


Asu: Hi, Uncle


Relative: How are you doing?


Asu: Nothing uncle just like that....


Now, the situation is getting worst, you don't know what to talk as you saw this person first time in your life. In this situation, You can't do anything other then laughing like mokeys.

Relative: Ahahaha!


Asu: Ahehehe!


Relative: Ahahahahahah!


Asu: Ahehehehhe!


You're laughing like inmates of a mental hospital, looking at each other. Besides, These relatives see to come straight from a mental hospital.


Some relatives come to your house and start reminiscing about your childhood.


Relative: Beta! Do you remember when I got your little sapola stuck in your pants zipper? You came crying to your mom. At that time you were almost a Impotent(Napunsak).


Asu: You're like, Who is this man? Why did he want to make me a Impotent in my childhood?


You almost manage to survive his silly stories and then another rubbish childhood story he have share!


Relative: Beta! You remember once I hung upside down on the ceiling fan by your underwear. Your mom accidently turned on the fan.


They'll bring up such terrible memories from childhood and who knows they might have kept those photos in some corner of their wallet.


That's all fine but have you ever had the experience. That you are eating dal-rice peacefully, while watching Chhota Bheem. Suddenly, 10 relatives came to your house! Imagine the feeling of that child eating dal-rice while seeing so many relative. You won't be given the chance to run away. Belive me! at that time whole body goes numb seeing so many relatives.


Relatives #1: Hey, Naukar Ke Shakal Ke! Call your master.


You: Mummy! some relatives have come.


Relative #1: Oh! Is he their son!?


Relative #2: Yuck!


Relative #3: Disgusting!


Relative #4: Gross!


You'll be like, Even my ex didn't embarrass me this much.


Relatives and their Old grandpa


Every relative has an old grandpa. In their heart, that 5 ruppees wali cell keeps him alive. There's just one thought keep running in their mind "When Will I Die". Their family members won't let them die; If they sneeze even a little, they immediately admit him to ICU. Surviving like this, grandpa starts seeming more like a robot less like a human. Here, grandpa's 150th birthday celebrated and he tries to speak by touching some wires that are connected to the cell. He has only one ringtone. 


Grandpa's POV: "Somebody please kill me now, please somebody kill me!"


Anyways, What ever you say, When relatives leave our house the give us some money from their bag. Whether it'd a 20 rupee note or a crisp 100 rupee note.


But the question here is whether the 20 rupee note was enough after tolerating those relatives. I leave this answer to you.


so, that's it for today's blog. I'll meet you in another blog. Until then Bye! Bye!